November 2011
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August 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
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doctor, doctor
do you think it’s time that i made out my will? i’ll leave everything to you to pay my bill just how long is there to go? please tell me, i want to know but on second thoughts don’t tell me, i’m too ill. ill ill.
April 2011
5 posts
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Job Posting for Google Autocompleter →
uovo:
HAAAAAAAAAAA
“Good typing skills (at least 32,000 WPM).” Pft. That’s siiiiiiiiiiiiiinchyyy.
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Ah-root-toot...
lovely day out in san francisco today. after working a couple of hours i’ll probably do a lethal amount of supercool and go out for a bike ride. did you guys know there were good looking people up here? who knew?
remember, when it comes to supercool, only take what you can handle, chris.
Wah Wah.
motherfuck barry bonds in his ass.
March 2011
7 posts
you know what would be a more fitting name than “red box”? cunting shit box.
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ACGSTT
so… if you’re struggling to remember which amino acids are degraded to yield pyruvate, making them both glucogenic and ketogenic, just remember this mnemonic dealie.
All Cute Girls Show Them Titties.
which, of course, will immediately make you think:
Alanine, Cysteine, Glycine, Serine, Tryptophan, and Threonine.
duh.
you’re welcome.
“san francisco’s shit, inn’it?”
– me.
February 2011
9 posts
hey...
remember making paper boats out of those tough paper towels in elementary school? and then flushing them down the toilet after they floated around for a bit?
you were such a fucker then.
“craiiiiiiggggg ttttttttttttttt. neeeeeeeeeeelsooooon!!!!!”
– mac (it’s always sunny.)
::facepalm::
in case you’ve shit for brains, this may interest you.
January 2011
20 posts
on the film 'commando'...
Kills: 96
in all seriousness, these movies were most likely written for 8 year old boys. simple yet over the top. movie’s got the easiest jokes for any young tyke to giggle at, more so than even the older looney toon shorts. i remember watching this movie at an ‘el tacazo’ (possibly it east-los) and scarfing down sopes and horchata while arney kicked down doors, broke necks...
“Don’t dis my homies.”
– Abraham Lincoln
Those crummy bottom chips...
watching the game and i’ve got a shit ton of salsa left and about a million micro tortilla chips. so i took a spoonful of salsa and ate a handful of crumbs. i then realized its just like squirting a ketchup packet into my mouth and stuffing my face with french fries. just as groce. and salty. gawd.
working from home.
makes you hate your home… not really. i am, however, developing a bad case of cabin fever. good thing school starts monday.
do not plug an open wound with trash.
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December 2010
4 posts
the north face is like the jansport of nor cal.
